Friday, December 14, 2007
Sunday, December 9, 2007
Japanese Inventions
DRYER FOR NAILS - Invention #1
After "painting" your nails, simply put the hand below these tiny tubes, and pimp the air with your other hand.

BUTTER IN STICK - Invention #2
for equall smear

UMBRELLA WHICH COLLECTS WATER - Invention #3
This umbrella protects from rain and also enables you to collect water in chamber which you can carry around your waist

UMBRELLA TIE - Invention #4
small umbrella which you can easily push in your tie

LIPSTICK MASK - Invention #5
for more punctuality

ARM HOLDER - Invention #6
for resting your arms while walking

FAKE FOOTSTEPS - Invention #7
you can roatate sole for 180

SPAGETTI COOLING - Invention #8

FOR COLD - Invention #9
in every time..

GLASSES FOR EYE DROPS - Invention #10

BOOBS FOR DADDIES - Invention #11
for men who wants to nurse his baby

HELMET - Invention #12
for sleeping in metro or train

SHOES FOR CATS - Invention #13

COOLING CAT's FOOD - Invention #14

COOL UMBRELLA! - Invention #15
this one protects whole body

FRESH AND CLEAN AIR- Invention #17
CHEW METER - Invention #18
MASK - Invention #20
COMFORT GLASSES - Invention #21
SIT TOWEL - Invention #22

PROTECTION FROM SAUCE SPLASHING - Invention #23
GUARD FOE EAR RINGS - Invention #24
HEAD HOLDER - Invention #25

PERSONAL ALARM - Invention #26
MOBILE GARDEN - Invention #27
GOING ON RIVER SET - Invention #28
MOBILE PEDESTRIAN PASS - Invention #29

FINGER TOOTH BRUSH - Invention #30

CTRL+ALT+DEL - Invention #31

After "painting" your nails, simply put the hand below these tiny tubes, and pimp the air with your other hand.

BUTTER IN STICK - Invention #2
for equall smear

UMBRELLA WHICH COLLECTS WATER - Invention #3
This umbrella protects from rain and also enables you to collect water in chamber which you can carry around your waist

UMBRELLA TIE - Invention #4
small umbrella which you can easily push in your tie

LIPSTICK MASK - Invention #5
for more punctuality

ARM HOLDER - Invention #6
for resting your arms while walking

FAKE FOOTSTEPS - Invention #7
you can roatate sole for 180

SPAGETTI COOLING - Invention #8

FOR COLD - Invention #9
in every time..

GLASSES FOR EYE DROPS - Invention #10

BOOBS FOR DADDIES - Invention #11
for men who wants to nurse his baby

HELMET - Invention #12
for sleeping in metro or train

SHOES FOR CATS - Invention #13

COOLING CAT's FOOD - Invention #14

COOL UMBRELLA! - Invention #15
this one protects whole body

UMBRELLAS FOR SHOES - Invention #16
for ladies
FRESH AND CLEAN AIR- Invention #17
CHEW METER - Invention #18
MASK - Invention #20
COMFORT GLASSES - Invention #21
SIT TOWEL - Invention #22

PROTECTION FROM SAUCE SPLASHING - Invention #23
GUARD FOE EAR RINGS - Invention #24
HEAD HOLDER - Invention #25

PERSONAL ALARM - Invention #26
MOBILE GARDEN - Invention #27
GOING ON RIVER SET - Invention #28
MOBILE PEDESTRIAN PASS - Invention #29

FINGER TOOTH BRUSH - Invention #30

CTRL+ALT+DEL - Invention #31

Tuesday, December 4, 2007
5 Ways to Become the Perfect Idiot
- Driving~~Be sure to drive 50mph in the fast lane on an 75mph highway. By doing this, you will get the horn honked at you and the finger shot at you, therefore making you a perfect idiot.
- Fast Food~~When you’re at McDonalds, be sure to hold up the line staring at the menu for 5 whole minutes. Since McDonald’s menu never changes, this will cause the people behind you to start whispering “What an idiot, everybody knows what’s on a McDonalds menu!”
- Husbands & kids~~When looking for something, be sure NOT to move things around or look under stuff to find it and ALWAYS say is “Where is it???…Where??..I don’t see it?” BEFORE you actually look for it. I won’t call them idiots but…..
- Forums~~(asker)ALWAYS ask a question that has already been answered multiple times and can easily be found by doing a search. (answerer)ALWAYS answer questions with phrases like “Good luck with getting an answer to that question” and “?”. Both are fine examples to becoming the perfect idiot.
- Writing~~NEVER use spellcheck! Never use any punctuation or capitalization. ALWAYS write at least one dumb thing that doesn’t match the rest of the story. Try to use words that you don’t know the meaning of. Doing all these things will definitely make you the perfect idiot
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